Bad Boy Professor

Yahoo Answers on getting sex with a professor

2010-11-20T16:20:00.000-05:00

Someone asked:

I want to have sex with my professor...help me?

It's always been a fantasy of mine to have sex... What can I do to seduce him and make him want me too?

She got the familiar answers, including

Don't start playing with fire my dear. He is a teacher and he is NOT going to have sex with you or any other of his students. He is a college professor and he has worked hard to get where he is. He is not going to compromise his job with a student. He would never be able to get another professorial job anywhere

but chose the one with lots of very specific advice (link)

... you will probably ruin his career but ... have fun.

The advice I didn't quote (ellipses) is very good, and I recommend it if you are set on seducing your professor. The warnings are also appropriate. Be careful!

Advice to Heloise, after “There, I said it.”

2010-11-11T20:14:00.000-05:00

She came to my office to talk. I didn’t know what it was about. She asked about my marriage. She was checking. If my marriage was not good, then she was available (what she actually said was much less succinct; it was anguished and rambling). I declined. She left.

I did not forget about it.

Weeks later (or was it months? I really don’t recall), I saw her down the hall, with the sunlight behind her. Through the lab coat I could perfectly see the shape of her body. I wanted it.

Then, I made my play. I took an interest in her life. I ended up spending the day with her, but it was too late. She enjoyed my company, but no.

The lesson here for Heloise is that when you finally cross that line -- after the work of being noticed, after creating a mechanism for discreet, deniable, contact -- after the “There, I said it” moment, if the answer is “no,” be patient.

More on student-professor Facebook friendships

2010-10-02T18:27:00.000-04:00

I have written before about the issue of Facebook friendships between students and professors. I thought that this (from Xanga) might be of interest to my readers. It is an extended aside (in an post about someone who feeds Cocoa Puffs to their cat).

I couldn’t verify this myself because I didn’t have access to Swamp Donkey’s page. I am not her friend, and have no intention of ever “friending” her. My friend, likewise, had not “friended” her either, but was able to see the status updates because they were both in our law school’s "Facebook" group—a group I’ve refrained from joining for two reasons: (1) I don’t care about "Facebook" enough to bother doing stuff like that, and (2) several of my professors were members of the group. The latter is a bigger factor because, from what I understand, once you join a group all the other members have access to your site regardless of whether or not they are on your “Friends” list. Thus, if I joined my law school’s group, my professors would be able to view my page—and there is something really uncomfortable about that. I don’t have any incriminating photos, controversial postings, or anything else that would reflect negatively on me (that stuff is reserved for Xanga)—but still, there is something weird about professors and students having access to each other’s sites. A professor is a student’s superior, and you typically wouldn’t interact with your professor the same way you do when you’re with your friends. Another way of phrasing it: you are one version of yourself in front of your professor—or any other superior—and another in front of your peers. Blurring the two makes things weird in a way I can’t really explain, but that’s what you're doing when you let your professors access your "Facebook" page, and vice-versa.

Welcome Back to School

2010-08-22T11:34:00.003-04:00

It's back-to-school across America. The semester has just started, or is about to start, and students are looking forward to their classes. Here in the northeast, the weather is slightly cooler, hurricane season is underway, there are acorns on the ground and the bars are overflowing for the first time since May. Students are looking forward to, or dreading, their new classes.

Some students are thinking about seducing their professor. My blog has been getting a lot more visitors. Statcounter tells me how many visitors I get and what terms they searched for. This blog serves what they call a microniche. Virtually everyone who lands here searched for some variation on "seduce" and "professor" (seven of the top eight are "how to seduce your professor", "how to seduce professor", "how to seduce a professor", "seduce professor", "seduce a professor", "i seduced my professor" and "seduce your professor". No joke!).

So, if you're reading this, you are probably thinking about seducing your professor. Welcome to the club! And welcome back to school. I hope that you have an enjoyable semester.

Club Heloise, a private forum for students taken by their professors

2010-06-19T07:09:00.003-04:00

So, you are taken by your professor (or want to be). You're wondering how to seduce him, and whether you should. You could use some advice, and that's how you found my blog. You also want to shout it from the rooftops, but that would be a seriously bad idea.

Where can you share your thoughts and desires? The Facebook group "I want my professor, badly" is a Facebook group, after all, which means that everyone would know if you joined. I suspect that is why no one has joined lately. You want something more confidential.

I have set up a private forum for you. I thought of inviting students to post here as guests, and you are indeed invited to do so, but a private forum seems more to the point. I considered a number of options and settled on Yahoo. For all of it's flaws, it offers privacy (posts are visible only to members) and flexibility (you can treat it like a list serve and never visit the actual site, or you can treat it like a web site). Not only that, it's easy to create an anonymous Yahoo id, or to use an alias (go to "account info" and scroll down to "account settings"). You can even join without a Yahoo id or account (ask me to add your email address to the list).

Club Heloise is named for Heloise, an accomplished 12th century student who famously loved her teacher, Abelard. It is considered by some to be one of the greatest love stories of all time. About.com provides a brief version of the story together with a debate about whether it is indeed a great love story, or "more about patriarchal prerogatives of the time and the victimization and marginalization of women, rather than two lovers torn apart." The story has been adapted to the theater and film ("Stealing Heaven," NYTimes review).

Perhaps if Heloise had been able to confide in someone other than Abelard, things might have turned out less tragically. Club Heloise is designed to provide a private forum for the exchange of ideas and experiences by students and professors dealing with attraction, love, desire or lust. Posts will not be available to non-members and memberships are subject to approval in order to insure privacy. All messages are considered confidential, and we ask that you not forward, repost or quote messages from Club Heloise without the express permission of the author. Of course, there is no way to guarantee that wives, department chairs or lawyers won't join, so I encourage all group members to use an anonymous identity.

I hope that you'll join us. groups.yahoo.com/group/clubheloise/

Facebook and flirtation between professors and students

2010-05-16T10:32:00.003-04:00

Facebook has become a central part of our social world, and it always comes up when a student develops a crush on a professor. Should you friend your professor? Most of my colleagues say that they never ever accept friend requests from students. However, most will make an exception for graduate students, and for students that they know well. Certainly, there is a lot of ambivalence within academia about the role that Facebook should (or should not) play in our interactions with students (see the Chronicle of Higher Education). The bad boy professor has decided to address this directly.

"Should I add my professor on Facebook?"
Most of the people who visit my blog have searched for "seduce my professor" or something similar, and this email is addressed to them. I will assume that you, my dear reader, are a woman who is interested in a male professor, but a lot of what I write will apply to other situations.
Should you add me?
Yes, but it's complicated. Let me explain.

First, you should understand that many faculty tend to have Facebook accounts without using them very much. Unlike your friends, your professor might not log in for weeks at a time, and there is a good chance that what you see there will consist primarily of posting by relatives and people who are not at all central to his life. In that case, adding him will not make much difference. In the extreme case (if he has less than 20 friends) you should definitely not add him. You don't want to be too conspicuous.

On the other hand, if you want him to think about you, this is a great way to share without being at all obvious. I have followed some students this way for years, and while I'm not especially hot for them, I do enjoy looking at the pictures and seeing what they are up to. There is one graduate student now who pretty clearly has something of a crush on me. She enjoys sharing her life with me (once, while visiting my office, she had me go to her site so that she could show me specific photos). It's fine.

Remember, there is no announcement when you unfriend someone, so adding your professor is easily reversed.

Will he think that you're creepy? This is a risk. I have one student who years ago sent me an email invitation to join an obscure social networking site and see her pictures ("mostly just goofing off with my friends"). I politely declined (if I had been interested in her, I might not have). Years later, she ended up as my friend on Facebook. Now, I can see how creepy she really is! On the other hand, there are many innocent student-professor friendships. I have college students as my friends on Facebook who are relatives, or the children of friends, or students who just liked my class. Once, a student asked to be my friend and I was suspicious, because her profile picture was in a bathing suit, but it turns out she is very serious about her biology major and just liked my class. He's not going to think you're creepy just because you ask to be his friend.

Another reason not to friend him is discretion. If you want him in your bedroom, or if you want to eventually become his partner (it happens), then you don't want to leave any public clues. Student faculty relationships are the new love that dares not speak its name, and successful relationships must go through a stage of being extremely discreet.

So, the bottom line is that it's complicated. In order to expand on that, I'm going to post some links to related questions on Yahoo answers:

Should I add my professor on Facebook?

"good for networking. but if you post things on your facebook like pictures from wild parties and such, it might not be such a good idea."

"No, dodgy! You don't have total control over your facebook, remember other people post photos and comments, too. And he might feel you are crossing a line, too (or his wife might...)."

Should I add my hot English professor on Facebook?

The "best answer" to this one lists five reasons to not add your professor.

HELP, I have a crush on my professor.

"it could be weird for the rest of the time there. if he acts not how you want him to"

"people don't take things too kindly when a teacher gets involved w a student. its not worth it. at all. id say you were insane for trying. let well enough alone."

What do you think? I'd love to get comments on this post.

You can also become my friend on Facebook.
Of course, ProfBB is an anonymous ID, not the one that I have been talking about.

One of 43 things: seduce your professor

2010-03-04T20:15:00.000-05:00

43 things is a site where people list what they want to accomplish. Popular items are to read more, travel the world, get a job and run a marathon. I just want to send a shout out to the eight women who want to "seduce my professor." One gives specific advice (office hours, cleavage, eye contact, seeking personal help) while another boasts of having successfully seduced two professors.

How to Seduce Your Professor

2010-02-20T20:02:00.000-05:00

Zondar37M writes on literotica with advice on how to seduce your professor. He recommends waiting until the end of the semester, and being willing to take no for an answer, so you'll have to be patient in this scenario, but it's good advice. The one thing I would add is that if you're going to wait until the semester is over, first go to office hours and just tell him how much you liked the course. That way, he'll be sure to know who you are, and he'll be predisposed to be friendly when you come back at a more discreet time.

"Professor Sexy" Anonymous fiction about forbidden love

2010-01-31T15:29:00.000-05:00

Kitsch Magazine (Cornell) has published a very short story about the forbidden love between a student and her professor.

By Anonymous
Fall 2009

Everyone says, “No, don’t go there, it’s bad.”

I want my professor. I’ve come to terms with the fact that I personally think “bad” is having sex with a rhino or an endangered species of African purple-striped, horned monkey, not having sex with someone who’s 40.

His voice makes my nerves stand on end. I wonder ... more

BBPS 101 Presentation of Self: Arousing the Professor's Interest

2010-01-17T14:20:00.007-05:00

BBPS 101 "Presentation of Self: Arousing the Professor's Interest" is an online independent study course with Professor BB. Whether you have the hots for a professor and want to know how to better arouse his interest, or just want first-hand assurance that professors are interested in you, BBPS 101 will help you to learn what it takes to get the professor's attention. If you want him thinking about you with his little head, this course will help. Written and multimedia assignments will be submitted and graded online. Personalized instruction will help you to develop the skills that interest you.

To apply:
Send an email explaining your goals for this class to badboyprofessor at gmail.com. Admission is not guaranteed. Students must be female, over 18 and proficient at online communication.

Student Confessions - do you want your professor?

2010-01-03T09:56:00.000-05:00

I just found a Facebook group called "I want my professor. Badly." I joined. I love reading real students say things like "my philosophy prof. is going to father my children...he just doesn't know it yet." or "sighh the things i would do with him hehe."

From Free Speech to tuition

2009-12-30T15:09:00.004-05:00

The New Yorker has a very interesting article this week on the recent student protests in Berkeley. As everyone does, the author (Tad Friend) links them to the Free Speech Movement of 1964. What I found novel is how he thinks we got here from there.

Credit: Photos by Michael Macor / The Chronicle

[Mario] Savio's unruly language helped elect Ronald Reagan governor of California, in 1966. Reagan campaigned on the promise to "clean up that mess in Berkeley," a place that in his mind was "a hotbed of Communism and homosexuality." The Reagan Revolution secured its legacy only after Reagan left Sacramento, when voters passed the Proposition 13 ballot initiative, in 1978. Prop 13 ... in effect, broke the government. As a result of Prop 13, and later ballot initiatives that pre-allocate nearly ninety per cent of the state's funds ...

The U.C. system is broken. This article suggests that it is broken by design. Some people don't think that the taxpayers of California should pay for quality higher education. The school is being privatized by Sacramento.

National University of Singapore

2009-12-16T06:08:00.000-05:00

I have a counter on my blog that tells me where people visit from. For some reason, most of my visitors are from Singapore! So, I would like to welcome students from the National University of Singapore! Feel free to contact me for help with Biology (or English). It's a great school (but I have never been there).

Beware: expressplacement.com is stealing Twitter passwords with a fake login screen.

2009-11-27T01:02:00.002-05:00

I just got an email, apparently from Twitter, saying that someone had sent me a direct message. There was no direct message, but a copy of the supposed message that was included in the email looked something like this:

not_her_real_name: hah. this you? http://dwarfurl.com/changed!

The link went not to Twitter, but to twitter.expressplacement.com, which presented what looked like a Twitter log in page. It was not a Twitter login page, but I didn't realize that until I had entered my password.
This is clearly a scheme to harvest Twitter passwords.
I am embarrassed to say that I fell for it. Don't you.
I changed my password right away, so I think I'm OK, but it was a close call.

What an annoyance at the end of Thanksgiving day!
(back to digesting turkey and to sleep)
I hope that you all had a nice Thanksgiving!

- Prof BB

P.S. not_her_real_name had nothing to do with it.

Meet Professor BB

2009-11-25T02:56:00.003-05:00

I am a very busy person, and so are you, so let's not waste time. If you would like an online meeting, or an online relationship, please consider the following.

Who I'm looking for (that's you):
I mostly want to meet students who are interested in chatting with a bad boy professor. If you have come this far, you probably are. I have had students in the past who were simply curious, students who were web-cam professionals, students who thought it was cool to have a secret friendship with a professor, students who liked to show off their bodies, students who wanted to see mine, students who wanted to share porn, students who wanted to talk (using Skype, or to call me) and students who wanted to share pictures using email.

Everyone is different and I'd like to get to know you. I prefer (or expect) students majoring in biology or pre-meds, but I'm open. Anonymity on your part is OK (and recommended), but I would like to know who you really are, and if you don't mind telling me who you really are, that's fine. If you have a blog, I'll read it. In any case, you can trust me to be completely discreet.

Who I'm not looking for (if this describes you, please look elsewhere):
Please, no children (if you're in high school or under 18, go away). I am not into youth for its own sake. Older students and graduates are OK too. No men!

If you are looking for a real-life relationship look elsewhere. If you are looking for a sugar daddy, or for a lot of money, go elsewhere. I certainly provide free tutoring, and I can be a friend, but I can't solve your financial problems or meet your real emotional needs. This is just for fun and I already have a life.

Who I am:
I am a biology professor. You should call me Professor BB. I will remain anonymous to you. I know a lot about Biology and quite a bit about other things. I am interested in lots of things, and I will be curious about your life (music, friends, etc.). I may read your poetry or look at your artwork.

Who I am not:
I will not tell you my real name or University affiliation. I will not meet you in real life. I will not send you a lot of money. I am not the person in that picture! (It comes from a story on the Onion that seemed appropriate ("Art Professor Revealed To Be Convincing Fake").

Contact: badboyprofessor (gmail, yahoo, AIM, Xanga, Facebook, fantasti.cc, xpeeps)

The Private Thoughts of a Biology Professor

2009-11-21T11:49:00.010-05:00

Welcome to Bay Boy Professor's corner of cyberspace. None of those pictures are me (although there is a likeness). The profile picture is from a story on the Onion that seemed appropriate ("Art Professor Revealed To Be Convincing Fake"). The students are not mine either; those are stock photos. I am very discreet, and I'll tell you now that I have never come on to a real student, or done anything that was disrespectful.

I started this blog not because I feel the need to confess (although I will, certainly, in due time, confess), but because I want to meet students who are interested in chatting with me. Just a few years ago, when Yahoo had chat rooms for that sort of thing, I met a few students who were very impressed by the fact that I was a real Biology professor. I kept up with some of them for years, but they have drifted away. No longer being students, they are somehow less interested in the fact that I am a professor. Some are married. Some have gone from being pre-med to being doctors.

I miss it. But Yahoo chat rooms have changed and I'm wondering what the best way to find these students is. I know that they're out there. They were before. But I don't want to harass women who aren't interested, so I'm inviting them to come to me.

So, if you're a pre-med who would perhaps like a little help with developmental biology, or if you're a shy girl who would appreciate my interest in you, please get in touch (badboyprofessor on gmail, yahoo and AIM). I would be excited to hear from you.